WHO IS MOLLIS? THE TRUTH REVEALED HERE

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I was just in a matatu heading to town, and when we reached Nyali bridge, a huge and energetic guy stood up and shouted. “Ladies and Gentlemen, am proud to inform you that I AM MOLLIS the great.” I was shocked to see all women stand up at a lightning speed and shout.. “Kondah, please shukisha hapo!”, Except one lady who looked sexually deprived. She went and knelt down before him and asked for his digits. I was really shocked!So i decided to investigate, who is this LEGEND called MOLLIS. I knew he must be a great guy. And true when i discovered who rally his was… see facts

We have some questions to answer about this guy called Mollis. Who is Mollis? Where does he come from? How did it happen? What does he eat? Where did he do the act? (Pliz msishoke na maswali mkasallenda). We need to find answers right away

WHO IS MOLLIS?

So far, what we know about Mollis, is simple. He is a strong Sex machine that made “Waithera” shoka and finally sullender in bed. He is HotBed of Lungual. He is the man in that audio clip in your phone. (I know you have it. If you don’t, just click the contact page and take Mfalme’s contacts, he will send u via whatsap). But before we finish this post, we will know who the hell is Mollis.

WHERE DOES MOLLIS COME FROM?

Before you start reading ahead, please take your earphones, plug them in your phone and play the clip. Have you reached that point where Mollis tells ‘Waithera’ that “uko na p***y tamu!“. Play that part again and get the intonation clearly. and the word tamu tells you. Is something like NTHAMU. If you have interacted with a Maasai or Samburu guy, or a guy from northeastern, you can clearly see the similarity in the pronunciation and the intonation. Just studying.

Keep playing the video. Do you haer how the bed is being shaken? Mollis must be a very energetic guy. A guy who can battle a lion, so we disqualify one group. We are left with two, Maasai or Samburu.

But when it comes to the energy which Mollis was using,  other two groups comes in. Luhya or Kisii guy. So Can we say that Mollis is a Luhya? Wait a minute. Listen where he says.. “aacha uJInga“. He did not say “UCHINGA”. So this disqualifies the great two Kenyan machines; LUHYAS and KISIIS. Unless ni ma born tao. I now know the graet two have started two worry, compe imetokea.

So, we can really tell where MOLLIS comes from.

HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

Wait…. Listen again to the clip. At the 19th second of the clip, you hear Mollis telling ‘Waithera’ “Si ulikuwa unanitafuta nikuf**k“. This tells us something, the girl is the one who called Mollis. Unfortunately, Mollis gave her more than she needed. Ndo akasalenda! And when you listen to the girl, she sounds drunk. From the way she struggles to speak. So this girl was having a drink, after getting tipsy, she started sexting Mollis. Then she called Mollis to Come and f**k her. That is how it happened. That is theory 1. Two, after getting drunk, she went looking for Mollins “Si ulikuwa unanitafuta niku….”

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WHERE DID MOLLIS DO THE ACT?

If we go by theory one, Mollis did it at the girl’s place. If we take theory 2, It happened at Mollis’ house. And if we ommit both theories, it happened in a lodging or hostel. But a fact remains, this was the result of the act as revealed by investigators.

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WHAT DOES MOLLIS TAKE?

This is the question that most guys must be asking themselves. i made a visit to one of the labs that deals with nutrition especially the ‘energy giving nutrients’. They tried to analyse the clip and the final answer they gave me was simple. This is what Mollis eats for breakfast. See the image below.

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It is called African Viagra reloaded. Mugombero plus njugus.

Now that we wait to hear from Mollis himself, take the above as the gospel truth because they are based on facts. Wait for Mollis interview right here.

 

And when Mollis comes again..

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And When MOLLIS joins Whatsap group

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I SALLENDA! Nimesikia Mollis ameonekana kwetu na nilioa tu juzi,,, Ferry imedelay sana

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by mfalme.

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